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Girl: I’m warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon..
AKPOS: But I’m not doing anything..
Girl: That’s why I’m warning you.


Hurry up CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why?..
AKPOS: Yes, that I.diot at the entrance keeps tearing it.


TEACHER: What’s your favorite flower?..
AKPOS: Chrysanthemum..
TEACHER: Spell it..
AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E


Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.
Akpos: Hello!
Ugly girl: Hi!!
Akpos: Wanna dance?
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.


Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do?
Akpos’Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell “LION” …
Papa Akpos : Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like ” MOSQUITO”.


Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?
Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN.


Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big
Akpos: The Ram Is Big
Teacher: Make it longer
Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo.


OPERATOR: 911, wat’s your emergency?
AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me..
AKPOS: The ugly one is winning.


Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? ..
Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.


Ochuko: Akpos, where have you been?
Akpos: Watching a football match?
Ochuko: Who played?..
Akpos: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire

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